- Jägermeister: 19th of July, 1976
7th March 2012
Reblogged From mademoisellemorso
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If ya have a problem with it, Aida likes bunnehs…juzst sayin’.HA! Good to know. I wouldn’t want to know where that bunny’s been, though, you should think twice before feeding it to your lady.
She’s not eating it when it’s sick, don’t worry. But maybe it wouldn’t stop talking, even in her belly…that would be rather annoyin’.
Indeed. And remember it pisses everywhere. Can snakes throw up?
If ya have a problem with it, Aida likes bunnehs…juzst sayin’.
HA! Good to know. I wouldn’t want to know where that bunny’s been, though, you should think twice before feeding it to your lady.
Fuck you. You ruined my pants. Out of my van, now. *kicks bunny out*.
No way that you’re 24. Prove it!
…but my dad would’ve torn me a new one! So I became a Sniper instead. Gets me more money, anyways.
Oh my :o sounds like you has a strict daddy, or is it just the stereotype of that job…
Well, both.
My dad was really strict, he was a soldier, too, and taught me how to hunt basically when I started to walk and talk.
He told me fashion is girly, nothing boys should deal with… Ironic, isn’t it? Now I’m a Military Sniper, I kill people for money and I still fuck dudes.
…but my dad would’ve torn me a new one! So I became a Sniper instead. Gets me more money, anyways.
Wait… are you even of age? I can’t just give a minor alcohol. I assumed you’re older than 18 because you’re in the military, but you never know what RED hire these days…