[YELLING LOUDLY]

why is everyone yelling

QuestionHello there Jager, you're looking rather fine today Answer

Your… your…

…Your beard is magnificent!!

  • Jägermeister: 19th of July, 1976

serpentsniper:

thejaegermeister:

serpentsniper hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: SO WORTH IT.
If ya have a problem with it, Aida likes bunnehs…juzst sayin’.

HA! Good to know. I wouldn’t want to know where that bunny’s been, though, you should think twice before feeding it to your lady.

She’s not eating it when it’s sick, don’t worry. But maybe it wouldn’t stop talking, even in her belly…that would be rather annoyin’.

Indeed. And remember it pisses everywhere. Can snakes throw up?

serpentsniper hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: SO WORTH IT.
If ya have a problem with it, Aida likes bunnehs…juzst sayin’.

HA! Good to know. I wouldn’t want to know where that bunny’s been, though, you should think twice before feeding it to your lady.

QuestionSO WORTH IT. Answer

Fuck you. You ruined my pants. Out of my van, now. *kicks bunny out*.

QuestionOh.. Well.. *blushes* I'm 24... But thanks for thinking that C: Answer

No way that you’re 24. Prove it!